Kemi Mobuse Blog Relaunch - Life Has Been LIFING, But Your Girl Is Back!
By Kemi Mobuse - September 11, 2026
Let me not lie to you people, I didn’t just go AWOL… life dragged me by my wig 🤣🤣🤣
No ransom, no negotiation. Life just said, “Madam, enter inside. We need to talk.”
While I was in hibernation, I somehow produced two full-grown human beings.
Not babies o. Not toddlers. Two tall boys. Two taller‑than‑me boys. I blinked once and boom ...they turned to uncles.
Sometimes I look at them like: “Sorry, when exactly did I give birth to adults?” 😜
Then, as if that wasn’t enough, I quit my real estate job, packed my bags, and relocated to the UK.
Next thing, I found myself collecting a nursing degree and now I’m here giving gentle injections and helping people every day.
You should see me at work: “Relax your arm, breathe in…Okay, small sting…
Don’t worry, I’m gentle ..sometimes 🤣.”
Honestly, the way life has been lifing, if it had a face, I would have blocked it on WhatsApp.
But through all the madness, one thing kept pulling me back — blogging. I missed it. I missed gisting with you. I missed discovering amazing Nigerian creatives. I missed shouting “support small businesses!” I missed this space.
And now… your girl is BACK. Not the old version; the upgraded, UK‑based, needle‑wielding, gist‑loving version.
Let’s start again. Let’s laugh. Let’s gist. Let’s shine light on all the amazing things happening in Nigeria, the UK, and everywhere in between 🥰🥰🥰.
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